I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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