he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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