Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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