so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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