You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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