the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
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i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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