yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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