I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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