I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.