David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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