so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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