No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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