i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
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i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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