Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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