Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Let's get the cat blown out
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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