He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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