I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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