My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
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