I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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