Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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