I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I supernannyed him into submission
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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