38 yer olds are good kisserssss
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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