I swear she didn't look like that last week.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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