everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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