well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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