im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
i think my cat just said my name.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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