i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
There was a lot of him and a little penis
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
