at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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