In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
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The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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