is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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