The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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