Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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