Kiss
Puke
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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