Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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