is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I think your dad took our porno
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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