Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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