I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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