can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
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I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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