This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
