Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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