awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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