I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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