problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Randomize
