The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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