I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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