I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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