i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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