I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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