Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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