his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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