I'm jealous of your bromance
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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