If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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