I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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