yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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