Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
you would pick up someone in the library
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
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so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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