come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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