my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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