You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Randomize
